I had to be your cock hero, so I put on my rainbow shirt, inserted a butt plug in my asshole and dyed my hair blonde to get prepared for the hardest thing I've had ever done in life without taking viagra! Watching men bang the shit out of each other's asses for free! It took me months to browse through thousands of gay websites and find the 'gems' for you queers out there, but I did it! I had to make the internet great again for gay pornography.
Well, since no other dick loving motherfucker was willing to take this job upon him and Google results kept giving my gay fans a big 'Fuck You' in the face, when trying to find good gay porn sites, I knew I was the only man for the job. At first, I told you homo's to 'Go Fuck Yourself'! I mean, me, 'ThePornDude', the ultimate pussy destroying alpha male! The God of straight porn! The role model that your father should have been! The Chuck Norris of the porn industry getting associated with dicks, cocks, schlongs or penises? Fuck no, right? I don't want the bitches to think I became a fucking homosexual! Since a lot of you faggots saw my straight version 'ThePornDude', I kept getting bombarded with requests to make a gay version of it.
I know it sounds weird, since sausage fests ain't my thing and I wouldn't even watch gay content, if they would pay me for it.
